Thursday, July 16, 2009

Say hello to my newest crush...

Who is the dark choco one? *drools*
What is his name?
Does he have a 401k plan?
Is he ready to make some babies sometime soon?
Has he been in trouble with the law, lately?
Does anyone wanna forward my digits to him? Tell him to call me on my GIZM. Nought-9-Nought, triple dozen, triple dozen, N-O-K-I-A.
Helloooo, I have containers on the ocean. I can spend my money on him, I will carry him to a restaurant so that we can feed each other some somersaulting chicken.
Abi na Chineze (pronounced the Igbotic way) restaurant wey hin wan go? I got him covered.
He don't need to bring out his wallet, I got him covered!
And if hin wan come Yankee...I fit organize green card for am sef.
He can whisper that my love dey make his heart go Yori Yori, 7 days a week; 24 hours a day and I can be his Ada Owerri, all day...every day.

*Saves picture to desktop for more drooling later on*

Ok so it has been established among my homies and I, that we will never have to fight over a man because according to them... my taste in men is questionable. Whaaaaaa?
I just showed my friend this picture of my future baby-daddy and she said that I'm weird. C'mon, don't y'all think my Bracket baby daddy is cute? I know Reverence wants a piece of him, but unknown to her, I have started prepping the hot acid that I will pour on her face if I catch her anywhere near him.
Aniwoos if una no like am, that is good sef. Less competition. :-D

Phewwwwwwwwwwww! Just had to let that out there. Now excuse me, while I make plans on how to snag this future baby daddy of mine.

Brb.

36 comments:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz said...

ROFLMAO.....the boy look like u fit born am.,......let me find out!!!

olu said...

LOL! Carry go!

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAOOOO. Zzzzzzzzz, c'mon he don't look that young nau. Even if, age aint nurring. :-D

Olu: I dey carry go o. If you see am for road abeg redirect am to this blog. Ha Ha ha!

yinkuslolo said...

go on soun (imagine an agbero telling a driver that).
seriously, who are those guys? i dont know them oh.

Goodluck with ya kraarsh!

leggy said...

lol....seriously yinkusloslo..u dont know them?u havent heard the almighty..'yori yori' and 'happy day'?
faints in shock!!

Fabulo-la said...

YINKUS! U better be joking!
OM: That oy fine sha...but then again, it maybe the glasses o...u know how D'banj looks without his glasses...lol

But still..d boy fine sha...lol

Tay-mee said...

LMAO.."GIZM" its been long I heard that mehn, but ehn bobo yi is fine oh. *Off to gidilounge to listen to his songs and force myself to like them*

Kate said...

errrr...yea..you r on your own with that one o. thought you meant the light skinted one sef. wat is yori yori?

Ms.O said...

ummm No...HELLZ NO!!!! The other one is HOTTT!! and who do you know in my pic? hehe! call my GIZM!

mochahourglass said...

errm..idk..I can barely see his face...oversized glasses does wonders for the the human species :-/... his head is somehow shaped sha.

dude to the right is DEF. not where it's at...i'd say your guy is finer.

chayoma said...

i better warn Rev abt the hot acid that will be marrying her face soon....
gurl whatever floats your boat

Tigeress said...

the dark skinned dude is proper nice!

Mcrazy said...

haha lol...GIZM!
I think the light skinned one is hotter though cuz the other one is wearing shades and all..
Who are they though?

UnderCover07 said...

Lol...u really are drooling seriously. Well u fit carry go oo; but that Yori Yori song dey mke loose my six, my brain...totally totally lurvvvvv the song.

"...they cnt stop me frm loving u, am wiv u my lovey lovey"!

Reverence said...

*point and laughs* muwa? acid? do you know where i am from?

I left the actor guy for you.. you now want this one? tufiakwa...

but i still seriously stand by my airbrush theory. I went back to watch the yori yori video again just to be sure.

FYI... i am going under.. will resurface after the 25th.. wish me Godspeed.

TayneMent said...

hey 'Gbeks - smeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@kATE - how can you not know what Yori Yori is? all these people wey dey shame me.

kmplx said...

LMAO! can see the appeal... but lemme see his eyes now? *chuckles*

downtheaisle said...

LMAO, acid ke????? bcos of dis crushhhhh????????

for dis crush sha!!! norring do u!!

In my head and around me said...

Mgbeks, these boys are still in University o! UNN to be exact.

Zena said...

Mgbeke,

you don pass the word character...LWKM!!

Gizm? Hot Acid?Containers in the ocean, Somersaulting Chicken

Na wa ooh!If things dont work out with this boy, shebi you go marry me, I go find one fine cousin for you

lol, But emmm... these boys.....I don't know sha

LG said...

yori yori

CultureCynic said...

who? huh? weirdo!!

Ada said...

http://www.notjustok.com/2009/07/17/video-bracket-ft-p-square-no-time/
so afer i just saw this ^^ this video, i am on the same page with you, you might have to poor acid on me.lol

Ms. Royal Reigns said...

The hell? You serious with that dark one? Wow. Just wow. And why isn't he dark! Crazy. lol.

But for real, who are these dudes?

Nice Anon said...

I just listened to the yori yori song and I like it.

Gee said...

new layout??
hey missy..
gosh like u knew wat was in my head...I LOVE THESE BOIZZZZ!
Been listening to them for almost a week now o...
yori yori!

Penelope said...

Loooooool!!! Original M no!!!!
I mean he kinda luks cute in that picture but...reali?
Nyhoos i lik bracket sha...i think deyr brilliant.

faB!! said...

I love their Yori Yori song too. Just too cool & addictive!! I've never really seen a close picture of them before.
Well, now I have..... I think they are really cute.

U better guard them and sleep with one eye open......lol!!

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

saw these dudes at the club in naij.. i think insomnia or so..... LOVE yori yori how u been woman

Writefreak said...

Happy crushing lady! lol...

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Tisha said...

they are fine boys
who are they?

Honeywell said...

LMBO!!!!!!! Oh my goodness....."nought 8 nought".....my goodness..... Babes, i must say oh, i agree with your friends...but biko better for you sef, competition no dey :)

Honeywell said...

LMBO!!!!!!! Oh my goodness....."nought 8 nought".....my goodness..... Babes, i must say oh, i agree with your friends...but biko better for you sef, competition no dey :)

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