Who is the dark choco one? *drools*
What is his name?
Does he have a 401k plan?
Is he ready to make some babies sometime soon?
Has he been in trouble with the law, lately?
Does anyone wanna forward my digits to him? Tell him to call me on my GIZM. Nought-9-Nought, triple dozen, triple dozen, N-O-K-I-A.
Helloooo, I have containers on the ocean. I can spend my money on him, I will carry him to a restaurant so that we can feed each other some somersaulting chicken.
Abi na Chineze (pronounced the Igbotic way) restaurant wey hin wan go? I got him covered.
He don't need to bring out his wallet, I got him covered!
And if hin wan come Yankee...I fit organize green card for am sef.
He can whisper that my love dey make his heart go Yori Yori, 7 days a week; 24 hours a day and I can be his Ada Owerri, all day...every day.
*Saves picture to desktop for more drooling later on*
Ok so it has been established among my homies and I, that we will never have to fight over a man because according to them... my taste in men is questionable. Whaaaaaa?
I just showed my friend this picture of my future baby-daddy and she said that I'm weird. C'mon, don't y'all think my Bracket baby daddy is cute? I know Reverence wants a piece of him, but unknown to her, I have started prepping the hot acid that I will pour on her face if I catch her anywhere near him.
Aniwoos if una no like am, that is good sef. Less competition. :-D
Phewwwwwwwwwwww! Just had to let that out there. Now excuse me, while I make plans on how to snag this future baby daddy of mine.