Monday, April 6, 2009

Sexless Blogsville

The general consensus on blogsville is that everyone has sex on their minds and no one is getting any. It is a recession.

So with that said, how 'bout we do a blogsville hookup in this piece. I know all my ladies want a piece of RocNaija, Baroque & Scribbles.

I know my ladies secretly want some of that good ol' geeky loving that Rethots & Danny B have to offer.

I know my razz ladies want some of that Fine boy Agbero loving.

Ladies send me your offers and the name of the potential male blogger, and I'll pimp you guys. The highest bidder gets the prize. *wink wink*

Hmmm, that's all for now sha 'cos the other male bloggers seem to be married.

On to other curiosities. What is the origin of your blog name?

Nice Anon (Yes I'm calling you out again... :-D), are you 'Nice Anon' because you are an anonymous poster who doesn't make mean spirited comments?

Nigerian Drama Queen, do you really have a drama filled life?

Bumight? Is your name Bunmi? I always think it is.

RepressedOne, what is repressing you?

Solomon Sydelle, nice name! How did you come up with that?

WordMerchant, do you sell words?

Zena, I like it. Where from?

Oya, come and tell me where your blog name originated from.

Mine= Original Mgbeke because everyone claims that I'm a bush Igbo girl. They must be tripping, I was raised with a landline and I never had to carry my desk to school on a daily basis, nor did I have to sleep on a mat growing up. (Inside joke)

LOL.

68 comments:

JustDB said...

My moniker comes from being an Italian mafia king pin in my past life! Errr Original Mgbeke -- any inside track on the origin???

Not so sure about the ladies needing some geeky loving.. Cos i put up a carefully crafted ad with an anonymous application portal and NOBODY bit!!!! Kai.. Anyways, the chance has been lost, I'm getting meself some Nigerian loving in a few days!!!!!

Zena said...

I wudn't mind me some Roc, hmmmmm! lmao

Abujamaiden said...

Mine is because I was looking for synonyms for a word that had to do with virginity and celibacy (my blog theme) and Maiden came up...I don't really like it though it sounds like I'm a house keeper, cow milker or something!

miz-cynic said...

MIZ-CYNIC-JUST COS IM A CYNIC.

abt the guys, like to keep em guessing.

Kemberly said...

Mgbeks! Ke kwa nu?

You already know where mine came from...no rocket science there.

Lol @ the u were raised with a land line and didn't sleep on a mat!

Mocha said...

You are the only Original Mgbeke! No counterfeit!
Lol..

I used to be "Easy Conversation"..then..

the.conversation.died.

Lol.
So now I'm Mochalatte cos my skin looks and is delicous like that ;)

As for these hot blogville men..I'm fine with them as eye candy (literally)..Roc & Scrbizzle aint doing too badly for young 'uns..:)
Though Baroque is certainly intriguing..

Havent exactly had my world rocked by any man in blogville yet (yes men, feel free to take this as a challenge).

BSNC said...

hmmm its hard for me to choose o. i have to get back to you or better still you pimp me up with someone..lol

Tinu said...

mine is my second name that my grandpa gave to me!!he's gone now!
;o(

NigerianDramaQueen said...
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NigerianDramaQueen said...

ORIGINAL MGBEKS!!!
You want to be a pimp now eh!
Lmao!
Meanwhile, all my friends say I'm a drama queen. My life isn't necessarily drama filled but I have the tendency to act out big scenes and stress about the tiniest things...lol.
I think I watched too many old movies like Anne of Green Gables/Gone with the wind growing up...

Buttercup said...

hehehehe Mgbeks the P.I.M.P. :D

im curious to see who'll get hooked up..

Buttercup is my fav power puff girl..so..voila!

Ms.O said...

I think my name is kind of self explanatory!
Hmm! there are too many "interesting" guys on blogger. I need the details on scribbles tho..lolz

TayneMent said...

lol@ Mocha's "the.conversation.died"..that was funny.

I am an entertainment nut/freak and my blog was originally supposed to be strictly about entertainment but I guess I got the fever and started branching out.

Kate said...

ooohhh... i have to go see what's sexy about all these blog dudes..can't wait!!

nothing special about my name...that's my name..well..one of em.

Gee said...

hmm there is no tooo much thinking bout my name o..its just a short form o jare.."Gee"!!!
lol at abujamaiden...loool

Repressed One said...

I repress stuff and now I do it out of habit…was hoping blogging will help. Plus twas the first thing that ‘jumped out’ at me when I decided to start lol

I’d have to discover some new blogville sexies…the competition for Scribz and Roc too much jare…I no get dat kain power.

Ladi said...

Ladi is my last Grandma's name and kinda like my middle name.

SouLBoutiQue said...

I used to always wonder where your name came from? lol at not carrying your desk to school. meanwhile since you are now a pimp can i get some of the proceeds? I'm just saying? 'Shruggs shoulders'

Original Mgbeke said...

JustDB: Ah ah, rub it in! You are going to Naija to get good loving and leaving the horny bloggers to roast. LOL...Meanwoos I'm sure the ladies really want a piece of that, try harder next time. :-d

Zena: You and a whole lot of others. LOL

Abujamaiden: LOL, it really does sound like a cow milker. Hahahahah, funny stuvvs.

Miz-cynic: No time to front o, place your bid now. Hahaha

Kemberly: Yes o, they are calling me bush. A posh babe like me? :-D

Mocha: Hahahaha. I like this your challenge o. Let me see which of these males will step it up!

BSNC: Berra choose before someone else chances you. lol

Tinu: Sorry to hear that dear, at least his memory still lives on through you in blogsville.

NDQ: Ok I love you even more now, I loooved Anne of Green Gables. I even had the book too. You know I still haven't seen gone with the wind.

Butterxx: I always wondered about that. I never really paid much attention to the powerpuff girls but now I see...

Ms.O: No wahala, I will stalk his blog for a bit and get back to you.

Taynement: Yaaaay to branching out. We look forward to reading more. :-)

Kate: Yes o, go and see these dudes that have a lot of female bloggers panties in a twist. :-p

Gee: Ahhh, gotcha!

RepressedOne: Blogging will help, i hope! And I hear you o, we need to find some diamonds in the rough or something. I will keep an eye out.

Ladi: I see, I see.

SoulBoutique: LOL, see this awoof monger. I will think abourrit, let's see how much money I can snatch from these female bloggers. lol

Dante said...

..Dante is my name
grey haired, green eyed...grey haired..cos sometimes I feel very old...thoughts, actions..
green eyed...in order not to use the cliched green horn..while i feel so old, i also realize that there are a lot that I do not know...hence the green eyes (horn).

dunno if I am making sense..

Ovay West said...

Ovay West is my real name :)

Nice Anon said...

lol@ having a landline. you should read my post on that. I want blogoratti. His lips are to die for!

Fashinga said...

Now my name Fashinga has and will always be a mystery..keeps you guessing...Maybe you should hire scooby-doo and his gang to figure it out..:-)

BTW I dont mind some ROC flavour...Yumm Yumm!!! lol

Later Luv!!!
F.

Shubby Doo said...

shubby doo is about the comic book character in me & group camaraderie...

p.s
you are now the pimp master or is it mistress of blogville abi?...good luck with that mehn i have this thing for baroque... I love the way he writes, prose and poems…but I’m pretty sure it's nothing that i want to take into the real world…sometimes fantasies are best!!!

pp.s
I used use to think it stood for the mighty bunmi but I’m pretty sure bumight has said that her name is not bunmi…

Afrobabe said...

*sulking.my name is not in the post...


I always felt Bumight was Bunmi too..

Afrobabe...Just tot, no one could mistaken me for a white chic with a name like that!!

LusciousRon said...

Because I am luscious of course! On the drought hmmmn. Can't comment.

bArOquE said...

i cant believe Shubby just made me blush...*still blushing*...true about maintaining d fantasy if you wont live up to ur dream, if...

me, from ancient (17/18th century) style of architecture, art & music...or better still highly ornamented & concerned with style, i'm far from extravagant, just vain enough, elaborately intricate/complicated...my middle name is Rococo

btw, so what is this about you chics seeking some pimping? this broda is avaible if you can let it go...& you know what i mean, i not nice like that *blows kisses*

bArOquE said...

might i add, that recession is not blowing here. i'm not doing supplements, i get to get some raw Vitamin S every now & then...wanna share major with my middle belt counterpart (you know yourself)...*wink*

wordmerchant said...

Pimpstress!!!! Please hook me up..anyone will do lol! beggers can't be choosers right?

Mine is because i was a scrabble champion once upon a time! not anymore though...

Can u imagine how rich i will be selling words..all of you guys will be buying vowels and consonants everyday.

JustDB said...

Errr.. Mgbeks.. there might still be hope for your subscribers......Considering I have not gone yet o!!!!

FineBoy Agbero said...

Nice!
So where are my candidates? CAn wait to get into action!!

fluffycutething said...

Sincerely i wonder if comments get seen after like 1000 people have already commented.

Anyway my name was what some old/ex toaster used to call me ;)

olu said...

Nice! Oya, let the games begin.

Bibi said...

My name is what one of my dearest uncles used to call me by. As for your pimping business, I do want me some scribbles but so do a whole bunch of babes. What can you do about that?

Qube The Wordsmith said...

So u no wan pimp me abi?
*sulkin n walkin away in a huff*

Qube's wat my crew back in sec skool was called n Wordsmith..well duh I write(or used to b4 i had dis block)

mizchif said...

Well, first off, i'll just say thank God my own recession is over.

Hmm, Mizchif...now that's a title.
I am told that i always have a mischiveous glint in my eye.

As for this hook-up matter....me i want....BAROQUE! But i don't like to share...the queue is too long sef....maybe i shd poison everyone else....

bob-ij said...

Haha ! I'm dead. Where was I when this post was up? LOL at original mgbeke and not carrying your desk to school. I'm so happy you're Igbo cuz Igbo girls are the shit! Woo!
I wish I could come up with a nice interesting name. But alas I remain boring bob-ij! Even though my friend has started calling me bob! How? I will her . Lol

x!

CultureCynic said...

lmaoooooooo at u not carrying ur desk to school on your head!!! lol..but am sure u probably fetched water for your whole class ...dont lie!!!! lol.

i always find myself imagining what some bloggers look like like FBA, is he really an agbero stuck in a fine boy body...idk...makes me wonder, even u sef i figured any babe that will accept and champion the mgbeke title deserves all the adoration and salutation in the world..lol. but the great thing about Blogeria,we can be whoever we wanna just by our blogname. whereas your real name may not grant you that flexibility, for the one time, u can have your name match your personality, u can actually call yourself whatever, the weirder the name, the better.

I go by CultureCynic cuz am pretty cynical about alot of things duh,lol you name it,i will twist it and infest it wit cynicism. i guess it cld very well be the evil spirit of definace chaking me, (or so they 've said)..idk lol. Initially i was gonna go with sarcasticallyopinionatedweirdcynic.but that wasn't available. lol

BSNC said...

ohhh am still confuse.. choice for me now:)....

Writefreak said...

Mgbeks...when did you become a pimp o?
Looks like us married ladies are excluded! Mscheew

Jaguda said...

mine is as a result of a lifestyle i once lived......im a babe magnet

Penelope said...

Mine is some rotten name my Grandparents decided to burden me with..
I only started appreciating it, since its the only way to make grandfather happy, and the only name i can use for now. Plus i think I'm liking it small sef..Buh Nahh they could have done better...

ahnahn...Penelope kwa? maka gini bikonu?
The world is a mean place
Hiss

*Diane* said...

mine is self explanatory...but lmao @ you carrying your desk to school.
me thinks you were a business major in school? in this crazy economy, you come up w/ a business venture...can i be your partner? i can help you count the money..lol

juiceegal said...

Juiceegal bcos all d bois say i'm juicy...u kno al d rite sturvs in d rite places....lol
bt 4 ril......ur name is classic
nd even tho i only strtd bloggin last month...iv hrd or shld i say read a lot bout scribbles on blogsville.........he writes lyk a sexy guyy tho....so mayb i wldnt mind him...lol

N.I.M.M.O said...

Not In My .......

miz-cynic said...

repressedone .whr u wan find men worthy of note tht thr wont be competition for here on blogsville.blogsville reps the reality out thr....too many girls chasing limited guys...ooops ...sensible guys i mean,

miz-cynic said...

ok if i must say,im polygamous like tht...me wantz all flavas, in no particular order i want...boorish male.....for his brains,carlang:-for his raw storytelling talent(n i lov stories),scribbles:-apparent sexiness,rocnaija:-courteousness(how ironic,cos a few weeks back i felt he was arrogant),fba:-realness and bluntness,jaguda:-for his cynicism...ubongda:rawness,baroque:for the fire in his pants....lol.

bArOquE said...

mizCynic, see me na...you dont need to be pimped to have me...i am for the taking...LOL

My World said...

I wonder whats really happening with that sex issue ooooo!
first time here,I'm feeling your blog.
will be back,
xox!

bumight said...

pimp mistress! emm, if i tell you who i want on blogville, all you horny female bloggers would grab him sharp sharp!

its funny how everyone immediately assumes that about bumight. once upon a time i wanted to be bumtight - for reasons that had nothing to do with my bum. I like the intrigue!

Blanche Truffle said...

Did I ever tell you that I like your name and the blog title? The comination is fire.. Me and GT just love chocolate and we are as evial as we are sweet :D

{BT}

miz-cynic said...

ur looking for vitamin s abi....sorry dnt hv any to give....how many babes sef u wan do sef

RocNaija said...

Late to the party..

But then, "Roc always comes.. I just never come first.." ;-)

I gotta say I've decided to reclaim my virginity like Miss AfroB..

So 'pimping' a virgin is gonna be a bit of a task don't you think, Mgbeks?!

Then again I've always go the option of retailing it on eBay..

scribble,me.free said...

WAIT! blogoratti is a DUDE!!!

*runs off to make sure I havent flirted with him anywhere*

RocNaija said...

As someone reminded me recently.. "There ain't no recession.. it's a blessing!"

Readers of my blog already know where the 'Roc' in Rocnaija came from..

Lol @ "I was raised with a landline.."

Na una be the levels pikins.. calling the neighbours when they have phone calls..

Classic!!

scribble,me.free said...

whew! ok..i'm back now...disaster averted.

first off let me say first time here..love the blog

2nd. with regards to the pimping, Scribbles is a businessman, I want to know what my cut is :P

About the moniker, Scribbles is the way I live my life, without a care for form or function or the opinions of others, learning and growing, in no particular direction, experiencing all that life has to offer.

It originally stemmed from the fact that my most thought provoking writing stems from just putting pen to paper and letting the words lead me, essentially 'scribbling' them out on paper. Stuff that I think about often doesn't come out so well.

Paris said...

my blog name is as a result of my love for Paris...the city ofcourse!!

wonderfully & beautifully...MADE said...

my blog name comes from a passage in the bible from the psalms..but instead of fearfully and wonderfully made...i added in beautifully made...since im still working on the the "fearfully" part..but yea. it is basically something i say to myself everytime when i feel down....something of that sort....but
"original mgbeke" is priceless..lol

ps:so a pimp aye??

ablackjamesbond said...

Big pimping!
Blackjamesbond...that was an accident really. I anted to open a new email add and didnt want to use my name and that name just came to my mind. The moniker stuck though cos my friends thought it described me in some way.

Rita said...

Hey Original Mgbeke...you don come again...

Secretly tell me how much you are making from this deal?

Rita is simply Rita...unless you want the long story of how EROLyrics came about...

bArOquE said...

@mizCynic, i am not looking for, i have plenty to give...& nevermind how many, no one will drag your space with you, it is yours exclusively

kmplx said...

kmplx: i was forced to pick a nickname a decade ago and it was a toss up between abstract and complex. i spelt it with a k, to make it bit more complicated, and then took the vowels out when i started blogging to be more anonymous and even more complex.... is that complex/abstract enough?

Afronuts said...

lol...
So you're the new Pimp on the block now hmm?

Arrangee.

Are u sure u never lived up to ur name?

RocNaija said...

To see where the Roc in rocnaija came from Click Here

Tay-mee said...

So u want to use us as an excuse to find bobo abi..lol..

My name is not rocket science really, it's simply my middle name spelt differently..

tis all about me said...

hmmm

PIMP PIMP PIMP...Hurray!!!

hehe



Tis-Al-About-Me is sorta self-explanatory....a bit narcissistic but def self-explanatory!

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

damn after 66 comments??? see correct late comer!!

my name comes from... how do i even say this without getting ideas into ppls heads... lol.. its actually really d length of my legs, and im not light sinned hence d brown legs...

Nice Anon said...

I no see this thing ooh. I go explain better on my blog one of these days.lol