So I was reading Afro babe's blog about the double standards when it comes to wimmens and sex. And I decided that I would create a some guidelines for some scandal-free chooking. (Thank me later)....
...Just because we all know that the number of men you've been with is such a huge deal to some of our Naija men.
And of course, I'm all about abstinence and blah blah but I realize say bodi no be firewood. :)
So mai ladies...especially my Naija ladies. You wanro chook die, but you get rep to protect? Follow these guidelines and everything go dey Ok. Hehehehehehe.....
1. Whatever you do, He MUST not be Nigerian (In terms of a Chook buddy, 1 night stand etc etc). So pretty much aim for Akata, Oyibo, Jamo..even Chinko sef go do the work.
2. If possible, target a man that doesn't live in your neck of the woods/Your hood/Your state/ Your country sef...lol
3. Chook away!!!! Keep it safe though.
4. Assuming you finally meet the Naija man of your dreams (If that's what you're looking for), and he asks you how men you've been with...*Pay attention ladies*..lol. Let's say you've been with a total of 10 men. Out of these 10, 7 of them were non-Naija...you know what to do. You simple maintain your angelic demeanour and tell him that you've been with 3 guys.
5. Invite me for your wedding. Ha Ha Ha!
Have a great weekend y'all.
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~slides in takes notes for "my cousins" and slides back out...
LOL, u are funny. I like number 4 though.
lol i had to stop by after seeing ur name "original mgbeke", ur name is funny, ur post is funny.
lol@dat one okrika girl.
mgbeke, u too much sha...lol
lol!!you have the right idea- i could not have said it better myself! nice blog...shame in not into gbenshing...ok its not a shame-
You never fail to make me laugh! Never
ehrrhemm...heehhhemm...r ur postulations based on actual experiences?
Lol. nice post!!!
Its a good thing naija men r reading this too...we will simply ask:
3 guys + what?
Very naughty, a babe after my own heart! You said it well sista!
Lol @ ablackjamesbond. 3 men na 3 men now. Thankfully there's no meter.
LMAO!!!
scandal free choking??? I got to read this..lol
lmao..oh my gosh, that was a great read...But seriously Chinko...hahahahahaha...abeg I go hold body..
I actually told a guy I had been with 4 guys all mu life, this was recently but looked like I was convincing enough cos I never heard from the goat again...
mchewwww!!! off to find akata or Jamo!!!
and by the way lol @ okrika girl...
Now I slide out again...before am kicked off this page...
one more smile, a girl after my own heart...
Lmao!!!
I'm liking number four...
Not sure abount chinko dudes....heard they are a bit tiny down south...lol
LMAO. Y'all killing me with these comments.
How you title ya post "whats your number" and you no give us your own?
Where is ur Mgborie?
hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehe
3 bah!
i likey
lol @ blackjamesbond: 3 men + what. if u ask dat kain question, i go attack u 'wetin u mean? three no do? abi u want make e be 20? u nko? i ask u question?' by d time i hala finish, u go just learn 2 no ask too many questions
Girl, I'm mad at you... How can you publish rule #503 of the Good Girl Handbook like that, ehn?
Anyways, good thing Rule #506 states that we shall pardon our brethren who tries to enlighten the masses!
Hilarious post!
omg lmao...your indeed razz
OMG!!!!...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA...SO TRUE...am dating a naija man nw..told him i been with 4..he believes me..chai!!!!!..if only!!!..Oopsss
Brilliant calculations...."You simple maintain your angelic demeanour and tell him that you've been with 3 guys." and since "He MUST not be Nigerian" then, NON a truthful answer (which will produce the biggest smile from him).
Win-win, what do you think?
I'm sure this will probably be one of your most commented posts.
Firstly, your name - Original Mgbeke is fantastic. Are you really an mgbeke?
Secondly, I haven't heard the word 'chook' in a long time. That cracked me up. Dang!
Thirdly, I have to go and really ask my fiance(e) how many men she has really slept with. I need the true details. Not like I would do anything with it though. Not really a big deal. Or so I think.
TOBENNA, pls leave well enough alone o!
Original Mgbeke, i cant believe i've been missing out on ur posts for so long! u are too much!
ashewo Oshi!
lol...before u rip ma head apart...I meant that in the sweetest of tone...lol...
HAHA... this idea of chooking's got me thinking. And as per doing the Chinko...I no fit abeg.
Good post.
why u dey give out our secrets like dat now?
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